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📊 MARKET OVERVIEW
Good Monday morning, G.L.A. family. Let’s get into it.
U.S. futures are pointing GREEN this morning after a rough week across global markets:
• S&P 500 Futures: 6,446.75 (+34.50, +0.54%)
• Nasdaq 100 Futures: 23,442 (+113.50, +0.49%)
• Dow Futures: 45,671 (+247, +0.54%)
The Nikkei 225 got hammered today, down -2.79% to 51,885. Japanese markets rocked by Strait of Hormuz fears. Europe mixed to green: DAX +0.20%, EuroStoxx 50 +1.30%.
What’s driving markets:
• Middle East/Iran: WTI crude at $101.06/bbl, Brent $114.83. Over 200 vessels anchoring outside Strait of Hormuz.
• Gold monster run: $4,540.56 (+1.06%). Silver $71.16 (+1.96%).
• Bitcoin steady at ~$66,528 — acting like digital gold.
• USD/JPY 159.49 — Japan stepping up yen intervention threats.
🚨 MEDIA BS ALERT: Headlines screaming about Nikkei crash and oil fears. Rule #8 — finance media is NOT your friend. We know what we own.
🔥 THE SEXY 6 UPDATE
1. TESLA (TSLA) — $143.06 (-3.05%)
• Driverless Robotaxi service officially launched and operating with unsupervised rides in March 2026.
• NHTSA escalated FSD investigation covering 3.2M vehicles — standard regulatory process.
• Cathie Wood maintains $2,600 price target based on $10T robotaxi TAM.
• 8 million Tesla cars now robotaxi-ready. Only regulations stand in the way.
2. PALANTIR (PLTR) — $167.52 (-2.17%)
• Pentagon adopted Palantir’s Maven AI as CORE U.S. military system. No longer experimental — it’s infrastructure.
• New partnership with Moder for AI-powered mortgage platform. Freedom Mortgage first pilot.
• UK Financial Conduct Authority awarded Palantir AI contract.
3. STRATEGY (MSTR) — $361.83 (-2.76%)
• Breaking: Strategy broke 13-week Bitcoin buying streak. Saylor pivoting to preferred shares.
• Holdings: 762,099 Bitcoin. New $42 billion capital-raising program unveiled.
• STRC preferred dividend raised to 11.5% — 7th increase since July 2025.
4. ROBINHOOD (HOOD) — $99.91 (-0.06%)
• Announced $1.5 billion stock buyback program on March 24.
• HOOD held flat while broader market sold off — relative strength.
• Launched RVI closed-end fund on NYSE March 6.
5. NVIDIA (NVDA) — $66.02 (-6.15%)
• At GTC: unveiled Vera Rubin chip platform — six new chips.
• Jensen Huang projected $1 TRILLION in AI chip revenue by 2027.
• Restarting China AI chip variant manufacturing (not in $1T forecast).
• Down on tech rotation, NOT business fundamentals. At $66, this is a GIFT.
6. ARKB (Bitcoin ETF) — $21.90 (-3.65%)
• Bitcoin at ~$66,528. Holding remarkably well given geopolitical chaos.
• BTC behaving more like digital gold — maturation as asset class.
• Strategy’s $42B program shows institutional conviction.
📈 APEX 10 ADDITIONS
BITMINE IMMERSION (BMNR) — ~$21
• ETH treasury: 3,040,515 staked ETH (~$6.6B). 3.81% of total ETH supply.
• MAVAN staking platform launch targeted early 2026.
• Held firm while Nasdaq tanked on Middle East tensions.
STRATEGY PREFERRED 10% (STRC) — $18.39 (-5.55%)
• Dividend raised to 11.5%. Central to Strategy’s $21B STRC issuance plan.
• At $18.39 with 11.5% yield — attractive income + BTC exposure.
LEMONADE (LMND) — $60.70 (-8.02%)
• Morgan Stanley upgraded to OVERWEIGHT, $85 price target.
• CEO: 90% of customers are first-time insurance buyers — massive TAM creation.
• AI-powered insurance is the future. Pullback is noise.
AMAZON (AMZN) — $199.34 (-3.95%)
• Down from $254 ATH. Wolfe Research target $250, Outperform rating.
• Consensus Strong Buy with 34-36% upside from here.
• AWS, advertising, Prime ecosystem remain dominant moats.
🏢 PRIVATE MARKET INTEL
SpaceX/xAI: Combined entity valued at ~$1.25 TRILLION. Could reach $1.75T at listing (late 2026/2027). VCX emerging as hottest proxy trade.
Anthropic: Valued at $380 BILLION. Hired IPO counsel, preliminary bank discussions for 2026 listing.
Cerebras: May debut spring 2026 — first major AI chip designer IPO.
Kraken: In reported IPO pipeline.
The 2026-2027 IPO cycle could be the largest venture-backed wave in history. Fundrise Innovation Fund surging on retail demand for private tech exposure.
🦅 ARK / CATHIE WOOD WATCH
Thursday selling spree: Lightened 36+ stocks — busiest selling day in months.
• Sold: Netflix (NFLX), Broadcom (AVGO), AMD
• Only buy: Tempus AI (oncology/hereditary testing)
2026 Outlook: “The US Economy Is A Coiled Spring.” Bullish gold, BTC, dollar. TSLA $2,600 target stands — most bullish institutional call on the street.
📖 BIBLE LESSON OF THE DAY
Rule #6 — Volatility is a Feature, Not a Bug
“Like waves on a boat ride, or traffic at Rush Hour, Corrections are Literally part of This Game. So Don’t Panic or be Surprised when they happen!”
Look at last week: NVDA -6.15%, LMND -8%, AMZN -4%, Nikkei -2.79%. The media wants you TERRIFIED. But we know what we own. Nvidia projecting $1T in AI revenue. Tesla’s robotaxi is LIVE. Palantir is the Pentagon’s core AI system. Strategy holds 762,099 Bitcoin.
Volatility is Vitality. The big money uses volatility to manipulate the small money. When the market goes on sale, we don’t run — we DCA with conviction. The stock market is the only store where shoppers get scared during a sale. Don’t be that shopper. 💪
🏀 SPORTS CORNER
March Madness Final Four is SET! 🏀🔥
• No. 2 UConn vs. No. 3 Illinois — 6:09 PM ET, Saturday April 4
• No. 1 Arizona vs. No. 1 Michigan — 8:30 PM ET, Saturday April 4
• Lucas Oil Stadium, Indianapolis | TBS
UConn going for THIRD title in four years. New champion guaranteed after Florida bounced in Round 2. MLB Opening Day right around the corner!
💰 THE FORMULA
DCA + Exponential Growth + Compounding Interest = Generational Wealth
“Compounding Interest is the 8th wonder of the world.” The people buying on days like today are the ones who will look back in 5-10 years and realize this was the opportunity of a lifetime.
Stay disciplined. Stay researched. Stay long-term. 🚀
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